you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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