My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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