You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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