His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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