Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
And then he peed in my hair
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