Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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