Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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