69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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