For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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