Sponge bath it is.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize