Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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