But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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