Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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