There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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