all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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