We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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