Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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