i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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