i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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