we have officially lost it.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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