Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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