gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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