i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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