that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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