keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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