Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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