Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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