thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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