i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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