bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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