she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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