My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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