I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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