oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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