Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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