I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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