I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
