one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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