Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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