Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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