Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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