are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
