does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You coming home soon, man?
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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