i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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