Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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