Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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