help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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