im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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