puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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