If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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