question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they need to just BURY HIM!
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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