Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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