I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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