Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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