I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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