He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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